We are visitors to your small planet. We find your culture to be fascinating. Especially The attempts by your females to procreate without the aid of a male. We are observing several of these strange ones and recording they're activities for the edification of those on our home world. We will also happily share these observations with you, our deviant friends. Until the invasion, be well.
When will there be an invasion?
Thank you! Glad to have you watching me.